We could go on and on about the best pool parties in Las Vegas (in fact, at one point we had), but we know sometimes you’re not looking for the usual vanilla parties that these establishments put forward. You want somewhere where you can really let loose, throw inhibition to the wind, and, ultimately, get rid of that awful tan line. You’re looking for what “the business” calls a European pool or what is more commonly known as a topless pool.
You don’t have to feel ashamed at wanting to show off your goods or work on your color. We’re all adults here and we get the uncomfortable confines of bras and bikini tops. So, here are your best options if you’re looking to untie the straps and be free.
Moorea Beach Club
Mandalay Bay
If you’ve never been inside Mandalay Bay, you’re missing out on one of the finest resorts on the Strip. Everything is just so pristine and fancy. Gold accents, shiny metal surfaces, and glass fixtures all breath a life of class into this property – so nothing less should be expected from any of it’s on-site entertainment.
Though Moorea is a European-style pool, the creators knew that didn’t automatically mean it needed to be a trashy establishment. Moorea is a classic pool space with the added bonus of not having to wear a top. This “toptional” establishment is home to plenty of Vegas elites. It’s even known to contribute to the celebrity sighting craze on the Strip.
Be mindful, though, that Moorea isn’t the place to go if you’re looking for a wild party. No, there are far better places for that.
Bare
The Mirage
Bare is probably one of Vegas’ more popular European pools, and that’s because, at some point, it was able to catch the attention of the mid-20-somethings that come to Vegas for bachelor parties and other rowdy occasions. Bare is the place you go to if you really want to show off your goods. It’s less about lounging and more about doing what you can to get the attention of your fellow male swimmers.
Not everything about Bare is real, though, and we don’t necessarily mean enhancements. It’s been said that Bare will occasionally throw out a few “plants” of their own to keep the crowd young and engaged. Plants being hot hired ladies staffed to walk the pool topless and keep the word “perky” as a common descriptor.
Venus
Caesars Palace
Sometimes you just want to lay out comfortably in a space that doesn’t intimidate you or make you feel like you’re on display. Caesars’ Venus pool is precisely the pool for that. Sure, it’s impossible to avoid oglers at any European pool, but at least at Venus you feel like you’re amongst people of your own standing.
Venus provides plenty of places to lounge around in, some so comfortable that it wouldn’t be out of the ordinary for you to accidentally fall asleep. Just be sure to cover yourself with a little sunscreen. You want to cover the tan line, not turn it a bright shade of red.
Naked Pool
Artisan
The Artisan is a very unique property located a mere 5 minutes off of the Strip. Inside, it’s a very decorated boutique that sports statues and mirrors as far as the eye can see. Outside, in the confines of the Naked pool, it sports a slew of something you don’t normally see in a Las Vegas pool – locals.
Being off-the-Strip, the Artisan has a tendency to draw in a more local crowd. At Naked, you can expect to find plenty of these people, though that is definitely not a bad thing. The Artisan’s Naked pool will surprise you with a high comfort level. People will have no reservations to start conversation with you, especially if you have that “touristy” look about you. If you’re more on the shy side, you may want to boost up your confidence a little before taking a dip in this European pool.
Encore’s European Pool
Encore
Anything Steven Wynn touches seems to turn to gold, hence why the Encore and Wynn are two of the most opulent properties to be found on the Strip. With that in mind, we present to you Encore’s European pool, probably the most sophisticated European pool you will ever come across. If you thought Moorea was a little too classy for you, than Encore’s own topless pool will throw you for a complete loop.
For reservations or more information on any of these popular topless joints and how you can enjoy them, contact us today.
By “Mark LoProto“
