It’s Halloween, bitches! You gals probably aren’t intersted in the nitty, gritty bloodfests, so let’s skip all of the spooks and scares and go right for what you’re really interested in. Where some view Halloween as a season of horror and frights, you ladies take it as your opportunity to either show as much skin as legally possible or to jump into a rather attractive costume for the delight of the men around you. There’s plenty of competition out there with costumes that are sure to blow the men in Sin City out of the water, so how does one compete? You’ve gotta be unique. You’ve gotta stand out. Most of all, you’ve gotta own what you’re wearing.
To make your decision making process a little easier, check out these costume ideas that go beyond “sexy nurse”, straight from the minds of Bachelorette Vegas!
You’d be surprised by just how sexy guys think girls dressed as recognizable characters are. We’re talking superheroes, video game vixens, comic book heroines – anything along those lines. There are “sexy” variations of your standard superhero costume, including Spider-Man – but you don’t even need to flash so much skin to get attention. If you walk into a nightclub in full Batman – er… girl – garb, you’re going to win over the night.
Here are some suggestions:
- Storm (X-Men)
- Wonder Woman
- Tifa (Final Fantasy VII)
- Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
Those are just a select few of the dozens upon dozens of options that are out there. Really, the ideas could be near endless if you really put your mind to it, so there’s no reason why you shouldn’t be able to find something.
Even if you’ve got a flair for horror and gore, you can join in on the sexy costumed festivities. It may be a little harder to come up with a “sexy” horror costume, considering most horror includes buckets of blood, misplaced organs, and exposed bone, but there are ideas out there for you. You can go the cheating route and go for the sexy Jason Voorhees and sexy Freddy Krueger that are available in most costume shops, but we’ve got some real suggestions that should blow your voyeurs away.
- Undead Prom Queen
- Vampire Bride
- Ghostly Nurse
- Tantalizing Siren
It’s pretty easy to sex these costume choices up. Just rip away at whatever outfit you choose. The more skin you show, the sexier.
A girl in a football uniform is bound to make men drool. Cut it up a little bit to show some skin and you have yourself on helluva attention getter. Some sports just don’t work, though, like basketball. There’s not much of a sex appeal to be had with just a basketball tank. You want to stick to sports with equipment, such as hockey and football. Hell, you can even combine horror and sports! Undead football player? How about a “skating accident” hockey player?
Men aren’t the most complex of individuals, so coming off as sexy isn’t going to be the most difficult task at hand. Don’t be lazy, though. Avoid the cat ears / bunny tail staples. Work for that attention! Some of these costumes, especially when we’re looking at the Licensed Characters, are going to require a little internet searching and some creative guile. The end product, though, will be well worth the added hassle.
By “Mark LoProto“